Another Fine Mess

You should create a blog. A good friend said this to me earlier today. What do I know about blogging? Where do I begin? What do I talk about? More importantly, will anyone care? Only one way to find out I guess. So here it goes.

I guess I should introduce myself. My name is Frank, I work for the Post Office. AAAAAHHHHHHHHHH EVERYBODY OUT HES GONNA SHOOT THE PLACE UP. Who me? No way. Wrong dude. As I was saying, I work for the Post Office and it is definatly not my dream job. I don't remember being a kid and daydreaming of sweating my balls off in the summer and freezing them to ball-cicles in the winter. No, I did dream of being a toy tester or someone who crashed cars. Ok, so I basically dreamed of being a Crash Test Dummy. Wow! So, thank God I am a mailman then, huh? Anyway back to me, I am 36 years old, am married and have an 8 month old daughter. I consider myself to be an average kind of guy, just looking for my liitle piece of suburbia. My little slice of American apple pie. Not so much to ask for, is it?

I have no idea what the future of this blog will entail, so this will be an interesting ride for all of us. By all of us, I mean the zero followers I currently have. i'm hoping that changes on the completion of this blog. Is blog short for something? If you know, please let me know.

Basically I plan to write some of the things I experience on the job, my life and some of my ideas, maybe a story or two I have written. Feedback is welcome. Unless its bad feedback, you can send that to Perez Hilton. Well, that is all for now, look for updates soon. I am learning as I go, so be kind. One thing I would like to do is end each post with a movie quote. I love movies and if you know me, you know this. Guess the quote and you win....nothing. Bragging rights, unless of course this makes me famous, and get sponsers, so maybe in the future you will get a gift card to Kohl's or Best Buy, maybe Target. Ok so here is the quote.

"Because they might have daddy longlegs and um... dead things, Mikey. DEAD THINGS!"